Today, I went to the beach front with my kids.

I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear 
and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.

She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally 
off topic but I had to tell someone!